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[quote=Anonymous]Age 12 -- flipped over by a surprise wave and couldn't for the life of me figure which way was up. I literally swam into the sand floor and fortunately had the presence of mind to think, "Hey, this is sand. That's the bottom. Try going the other way." Age 29 -- Eating dinner at a family reunion listening to some uncle whose name I didn't know talk. Something stuck in my windpipe and I couldn't breath. At. All. Uncle NoName kept on talking, oblivious, and suddenly I see my cousin racing across the room -- this was a hotel ballroom -- toward me. Just as my vision started to fade, he reached my table and slammed me on the back. Seriously hard. The food popped out and I took the deepest breath of my life. Only then did Uncle NoName stop yapping. Thank God for cousin![/quote]
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