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[quote=Anonymous]I'm trying to lose weight. I've given up alcohol for Lent. I don't feel like it tonight. I have a headache. My allergies are acting up. Take your pick. These are all reasons I've used lately and I'm not pregnant. And if anyone asks if you are, just say NO, with a deadpan face that expresses what a stupid and rude question that is. They'll shut up fast trust me.[/quote]
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