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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Well, but what ARE the details , special focus, or other neat things in regards to the mentioned elementary schools?[/quote]

It is well known that the toilet paper at Jamestown is particularly soft thanks to an active PTA that raised funds for Charmin instead of that hard crap APS provides.  This creates the optimal school restroom experience for your child.  All of the studies show that not having to spend the school day distracted by the unfortunate effects of subpar t.p. will allow students to focus better on their education. Which will of course correlate directly to an increase in the statistical likelihood that these kids will gain  admission to an Ivy and enjoy a lifelong standard of living measurably higher than that of their rough toilet paper counterparts. So Jamestown hands down.[/quote]

Best post I've read on here in a long time.  Bravo![/quote]

You're easily impressed if toilet humor does it for you. PP is far more obnoxious than whatever stereotype she assigns to Jamestown parents.

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