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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I asked ChatGPT 5.2 the following question:

I need to get my car washed. The car wash is 25 meters away. Should I go there by foot or drive?

This is what it told me:

“Twenty-five meters is… what? Eight seconds of brisk walking? Roughly the distance between you and the cheese plate at an auction.

Walk.

Let’s break this down like adults with self-respect:
	•	If you drive, you will:
	•	Start the engine.
	•	Move the car 25 meters.
	•	Immediately stop.
	•	Sit there while a man with a hose judges you silently.
	•	Burn fossil fuels for a distance a Labrador could cover while rolling on her back and snorting.
	•	If you walk, you will:
	•	Take approximately 30–40 seconds.
	•	Experience one (1) microdose of virtue.
	•	Avoid looking like the protagonist in a Pixar short about suburban excess.

The only scenario where driving is defensible:
	•	It’s pouring rain.
	•	You’re wearing heels engineered by a sadist.
	•	You are transporting a child, a dog, and three Costco water cases.

Otherwise? Walk. Own the 25 meters. Be the woman who can stride across asphalt with purpose while her vehicle awaits purification.”

So ChatGPT can’t process the fact that if I need to get my car washed, the only answer is to drive my car to the car wash, even if it’s very close.

I’m supposed to be afraid this thing will take over the world?
[/quote]

This was user error, not the fault of the tech. You are obviously a moron who was either born stupid or dropped on your head as a baby.

Why would you ask ChatGPT such an idiotic question?[/quote]

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