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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I sometimes call my dog Farty McPoopoo. He doesn’t care what I say to him, but he thinks I’m incredibly mean to him because I will only feed him two meals of kibble per day, the cheese tax, a few measly pieces of meat, fruit or vegetables, the occasional dog treat, a once weekly pup cup, a nightly Dentastix, special treats on holidays, a dog safe homemade cake for his gotcha day, and a smorgasbord for his birthday, featuring steak. Nothing, really. Poor boy is peckish all the time. [/quote] I know, right! My dog goes around complaining to everyone that we starve him to death. Never mind that at Christmas he gets Beef Wellington and foie gras like the rest of us, and regularly gets roast chicken, cheese and egg throughout the week. But no, we're derelict owners who don't get how HUNGRY he is. His figure is all FLUFF. Not fat. [/quote]
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