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[quote=Anonymous]Wine was flowing so were beers So Jesus found his missing years He went to a dance and said, "This don't move me" So he hiked up his pants and he went to a movie On his thirteenth birthday he saw "Rebel without a Cause" He went straight on home and invented Santa Claus Who gave him a gift and he responded in kind He gave the gift of love and went out of his mind You see, him and the wife wasn't getting along So he took out his guitar and he wrote a song Called "The Dove of Love Fell Off the Perch" But he couldn't get divorced in the Catholic Church At least not back then anyhow Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this sh*t So he took a pill with a bag of peanuts and a Coca Cola and he swallowed it He discovered the Beatles He recorded with the Stones Once he even opened up a three-way package in Southern California for old George Jones[/quote]
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