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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I chose not to carry a deadly weapon around because I'm not a huge pansy who lives in fear.[/quote]

I’m a substantially-well-endowed man so I have no need for a gun to compensate for my shortcomings as a male, unlike these losers.

We keep a couple cans of pinto beans in our nightstand. I can hurl them with uncanny accuracy at anyone who breaks in to our condo. My W also keeps wasp spray on her nightstand. One blast of that to the eyes/face and any intruder will regret picking our place. [/quote]

Anyone who refers to themselves as a “substantially-well-endowed man” is most definitely a pansy. [/quote]

It’s fat guy cope. He can’t climb a flight of stairs but thinks he can handle himself when assaulted on the street.[/quote]

Of course he keeps canned food bedside.

A can of Raid Wasp & Hornet indicates “It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Do not use this product in a way that will contact any person or pet, either directly or through drift.”

Want to bet Mrs. Pinto Bean uses wasp spray and gets sued by home invader?

Wasp spray is a toxin. It might work immediately against some opponents; it might work later and cause them blindness (possibly permanent),respiratory issues and even anaphylactic shock which could cause their death.

It is illegal in many places to use wasp spray in the manner Pinto Bean says his wife will use it. Labels specifically state that use for any other than the intended purpose is a violation of federal law (Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act). It may be illegal to even advise someone to use it in this manner.
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