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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]OP sounds like my (ex) wife. Living alone is great except for:

who will kill the mice? Traps
who will kill the ants? Traps
who will mow the lawn? Me or a A service is $30 a pop
who will unclog the toilet? Anyone, drano… do you know how rare it is that a toilet gets clogged only a female living at home?
who will fix the dryer? Buy one that doesn’t break mine never breaks
who will unclog the shower? Drano, this is a woman’s issue because of our hair.
who will shovel the driveway? Me or I’d pay someone 
who will change the oil? Mechanic
who will change the headlight lightbulb? Mechanic 
who will wash the cars? Me or drive through one, if your alone this is rarely necessary 
who will fix the front door lock? A handyman 
who will spread the pre-emergent? Nobody, unnecessary 
who will plant the new landscaping? Lolz, just stop why are you always landscaping 
who will trim the trees? A service I pay $300/yr

(I also did all the dishes, most of the cooking, and all of the laundry when I was married--who will do those tasks?)
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I do live alone these seem so petty.

Alone there are so few dishes and cooking is so unnecessary… I grill chicken once a week and it lasts all week. I eat salads, and soup and sandwiches. Yogurt bowls and cottage cheese with fruit.

I don’t  need man sized meals.[/quote]

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