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[quote=Anonymous]One time my friend went on a beautiful trip to Hawaii and posted all these awesome pictures with her hot husband and two young cute kids. It was at a time in my life where I was on food stamps and trying to sell stuff in my crappy apartment to pull together rent. When my friend came home, we met up to go for a walk. She told me that right as the plane took off, one of her kids projectile vomited all over herself, my friend, and two strangers. When they landed in the Hawaii airport, one kid had an epic tantrum complete with screaming and laying belly-down on the floor in front of everyone. Then the next day my friend's husband stepped forward and his kneecap moved out of place. They spent the day at the hospital. Back to the hotel and ate dinner in the room. Then my friend got the heaviest period of her entire life. One of the kids had a poopsplosion. In the pool. Her husband then got food poisoning. They came home with Hawaiian bedbugs. It was like everything that could go wrong, did. But somehow she managed to post a picture of her and her husband kissing with a rainbow in the background, a pic of her kids wearing matching dresses and sitting together in one chair smiling, etc. The pictures were great and true. They just didn't show the whole story.[/quote]
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