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Reply to "(For Fun) McSWEENEY’S: AN APPLICANT’S GUIDE TO STUDENT CULTURE AT AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES"
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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Someone add on to this...NYU? UChic? WashU? Vandy?[/quote] NYU: I shivved my parents’ financial advisor for putting too much crypto in my trust fund. UChicago: I prefer the Stoics’ approach to shivving to the Platonic and neo-Platonic ideas. Heidegger also has views worthy of note. Northwestern: I’ll smile at that other kid who’s competing for the same internship, politely hold the door open for that kid, then, while the other kid is thanking me, shiv that kid. WashU: Now that I’ve failed out of being a premed, I’m too sad to shiv anyone. Maybe I’ll go get some frozen custard to cheer myself up. [/quote]
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