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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]yes. that is exactly how my neighborhood looks. I little smaller maybe.

Here is my City meets Suburbs experience - my son has friends from the "city" NW is considered the city right - anyway...

Door bell rings: 
Suburbs: Oh wow - your early - come on in.
City: Yea - I was so surprised it only took me 25 mintues to get here and I gave myself an hour. Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize you were having a party.
Suburbs: Oh no - this is not a party - do you want a glass of wine - these are neighbors. This is x and y and z and a and b and c. They just live around the corner. 
City: Oh no I am good. Um - where are the kids - in the basement. 
Suburbs: Oh yea the kids - I will text them. They are playing manhunt or capture the flag or something.
City: Outside? I didn't see them.
Suburbs: Yea -- they are down at the field or the woods so I will just text them. Are you sure you don't want a glass of wine.
City: Oh no I'm good I will wait outside - I don't want to interrupt. 
Suburbs: Alright, let's go outside they should be here in a few minutes.

Odd silence.... Odd silence... Odd silence

City: Where did you say they were. I think I will get in my car and drive around. 
Suburbs: So they are either at the field or the woods but unless you have 4 wheel drive ummmm - gulp wine - they will be here in a sec.
Frantically texting - GET YOUR ARS HOME NOW!

20 kids round the corning running their little ARSes off.

Kid 1: What is the matter? What happened?
Suburbs: Oh CityKids mom is here and she was getting a little worried I misplaced him. (knowing look between kid1 and suburbs)
City: CityKid we need to go NOW. The Suburbs are having a party.
Suburbs: No really they are just neighbors - not party. We were really glad you could join us CityKid. You were a very good addition to the gang. 
CityKid: Thanks can I stay, come back, be freeeeed - pleeeeeeeeeease.
Suburbs: Take a look at your schedule you are welcome back any time. Oh yea - don't forget to check for tics!  :)[/quote]

Possibly the strangest thing I've ever resad on DCUM. 
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