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[quote=Anonymous]1. Engineer flux capacitor 2. Obtain DeLorean 3. Attach #1 to #2 and go back in time X years and 10 months before your child was born. 4. Either jump your spouse’s bones a month early, or pick an enormous fight (perhaps talk to the chlamydia+ poster in another thread) so as to delay speaking terms/conception until the baby would be born safely on the good side of the age cutoff. [/quote]
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