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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Mine is a super picky and dramatic pooper. Needs several minutes to select the exact right perfect blade of grass to aim for, followed by an elaborate 'poop dance' of getting into position, always involving fancy tail-swishing. [/quote] My dog too! He’ll veer off the sidewalk, into the strip of grass next to the street, sniff for a good 8-10 feet, then turn back around and re-sniff the same strip of grass. If that patch of grass isn’t quite right, he’ll move on to the next patch of grass and repeat the process. If a patch passes muster, then he has to pick the *perfect* spot. If he squats and decides it doesn’t feel right, he’ll either make slight adjustments or give up and sniff for a better spot before he actually poops. Just before he commits, he checks his surroundings by rapidly looking from side to side 4-5 times to ensure that no predator is approaching when he’ll be at his most vulnerable. I always get the impression from him that he’s grossed out by my picking up his poop, like he’s looking at me and thinking, “That’s disgusting! Why would you want that?!”[/quote] Hen my us dog is pooping I try not to make eye contact because I feel like she’s saying “I’m so sorry you have to see me this way.”[/quote]
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