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[quote=Anonymous]Here’s my take on this, if MCPS tried to implement it:

[quote=Anonymous]-To minimize movement, we forecast assigning students to classes nearest to Berlin street entrance (on all 3 floors, if needed only);
-Once assigned to a class, students will spend their entire day (including lunchtime) in their assigned seats
-Students must expect to regroup based on the number of students returning
-Students must not expect to return to their regular class with their classmates; [b]Larla can’t be in a different class from Charla! They have been best friends since daycare. Separating them will be traumatic.[/b]
-Your child may not be with the same teachers as before as several members of our staff will not be returning to school [b]Lazy teachers! Such wusses. My neighbor has lupus and is working hard 20 hours a day, licking doorknobs in a pork processing plant.[/b]
-Teachers not returning to school will continue working and keeping close contact with students remotely from home as recommended by the government [b]No, they won’t. They will get paid to do nothing. Lazy AF. Replace them with my unemployed brother in law. He’s only stoned in the evening and that girl said she was 20.[/b]
-Activities completed while in school will not be evaluated or graded [b] complete DCUM meltdown unfit to print even here, but entailing Larla’s chances are HYPS being completely ruined[/b]
-No physical materials will be transported back and forth between home and school [b] But Larla needs her wubby.[/b]
-Students must include a mini garbage and recycling bag with their lunch in which to collect their personal garbage to dispose of at home [b]I don’t want that in my car. Why can’t you just put a red medical waste disposal unit in every classroom?[/b]
-All students must bring in their personal, labelled, and filled water bottle as water fountains won’t be available 
-Sharing of ALL items (pencils, pens, sharpeners, wax crayons, rulers, toys) is not permitted [b]Thank Goodness! I spent $2978.11 on bespoke school supplies last August and the teacher mixed them in with supplies from Target.[/b]
-When weather permits, recess breaks will be held outdoors & will entail of walking outside safely distanced from one another in a pre-arranged pattern [b]Why can’t Larla chose her own pattern? You are stifling her creative expression.[/b]
-Gatherings (groups of students together) will not be permitted [b]Even at lunch? You monsters.[/b]
-Limited travel within the school by all throughout the day [b]But Larla needs to go visit Mrs. C because she’s the only adult that truly understands her.[/b]
-Bathrooms visits will be monitored/escorted so that proper disinfection by outside caretakers can follow before another student uses the facilities [b]Larla can’t go if an adult is outside the door.[/b]
-As per government recommendations, masks and gloves will not be provided. Students are certainly welcome to bring these items from home. They are invited to carry their personal disinfecting wipes with them if they wish [b]My taxes pay for those already. Teachers should buy them with all of those Target gift cards they got during TAW.[/b]
-Lockers will no longer be used. Students will place their spring/summer jackets behind their chair they will be using and their schoolbag under their assigned chair [b]Larla won’t be comfortable with that.[/b]
-There will be no cafeteria service or home & school pizza and frozen yogurt days [b]Why even bother to come to school, then?[/b]
-There will be no physical activity taking place in the gym, no art classes (although art and craft projects can be promoted as home suggestions), no library periods, and no drama classes [b]Such a repressive atmosphere.[/b]
-No fundraisers or after school activities will take place [b]How will I maintain my place in the mom pecking order?[/b]
-Parent volunteers will not be permitted in schools [b] But how can I monitor and judge the staff and other students.[/b]
-We recommend your child brings a book or two of interest from home to read [b]We’ll send an iPad.[/b]
-Student with fever or flu like symptoms will be returned home [b]I won’t be there. I gained the COVID 15 (ounces) and will be at the gym.[/b]

It sounds pretty draconian, especially the part about staying in their assigned seat for the entire day.[/quote][/quote]

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