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[quote=Anonymous]As you know, we hope to win this war by Easter. This invisible war. Easter is a very special day for many, many people. It's a very special day, for me and for many, many people, a very, very special day, for many, many reasons. Very special.

On Easter I get to eat my Peeps. I like the orange kind. It's not easy to get the orange kind, but I find them. I find them. It's amazing how many I find. Everyone says, it's amazing how many you find. No one has ever seen anything like it. You didn't used to be able to find any, but now you can. It's amazing that since I've pointed out how great the orange ones are, now you can find them. The Easter Bunny is very, very good at finding them too. Where is he? Where's the Easter Bunny? Come on up here -- he's the best at finding them. Very, very great at it. It's really amazing to see this big, strong, powerful bunny bring the orange peeps every year now. I was the first one to point out how good the orange kind are but now you can find them everywhere. Nobody's ever seen such an amazing basket of orange peeps as you can find now. It's incredible.

We hope to give the Peeps industry money to survive in these tough, tough times. Very tough. But the Peeps industry is doing a great job, a very great and important job. A brave job. No one has seen anything like it. A very important job being done by very brave people. And we're going to be giving the Peeps industry money to continue their job, their very very incredible job. We're very confident that the bill will be passed soon, and the Peeps industry will get the money they need. This is a medical issue, not a Peeps issue.

By Easter, a very important day, we hope the Peeps industry will be on its feet and supplying orange Peeps to everyone. We're very confident the funding bill will pass. We've had an incredible phone call between the Easter Bunny, the Peeps industry and the governors who allow the Easter Bunny to pass from state to state. A very great phone call. A perfect phone call. Record numbers of Peeps are being made and moved from state to state. An amazing number. Huge numbers. Incredible numbers.

I'll take a few questions. Yes? NO, NOT YOU!! Yes? Like I said, we're very proud of our numbers, which are very, very high, very very strong numbers, but of course you never report on that. You only report on the black and red jelly beans which no one wants. But if you were fair, if you weren't fake news, you would reporting on the huge, huge numbers of Peeps being manufactured every day. But you don't care about that.

No more questions.[/quote]

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