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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'd love the fire extinguisher and dryer vent cleaner.  Need a new fire extinguisher and we don't have a dryer vent cleaner. :)  Thank her and toss.[/quote]

Yeah, that one captured my attention--both fire prevention AND roasting marshmallows, in case the ingrates don't use the first 2 components they can still have a memorable experience!

I agree the MIL gifts are awesomely hilarious

but hey--I brought my mom to a Unitarian bingo night and she won a bunch of sage that was half burned. My mom was a bingo nut but definitely not unitarian, but the look of perplexity when she opened her bingo prize![/quote]

I assume the thought pattern goes like this:

Oh, indoor smores night would be great! I have a few graham crackers in this box and one more full box. I'll take just one marshmallow from the bag and practice.

Hmm. That got very smoky. They might burn their house down. I wonder if they have a fire extinguisher? And have they cleaned their dryer vent lately? I better add those things to the gift. Don't want to give them something that burns their house down![/quote]

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