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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I will be single soon, and have been thinking about what my online dating profile will look like. I've looked at a lot of profiles, and they are all so similar it's like they're all using the same formula.

Typical Photos:
- Here's me in a foreign country
- Here's me at a restaurant holding a glass of alcohol
- Here's me doing an outdoor activity
- Here's me at the beach
- Here's me driving a boat
- Here's me with my pet
- Here's me with my friends (may be hard to tell which one is me)
- Here's me with my kid (tacky!)

Typical Text:
- I love to try new restaurants (yeah who doesn't)
- I love to travel (yeah who doesn't)
- I love to laugh (yeah who doesn't)
- I love trying new things (yeah who doesn't)
- I love my dog / cat (yeah who doesn't)
- I love spending time with friends and family (yeah who doesn't)
- I am smart / sassy / sarcastic / adventurous (great, I guess)

Eh well, maybe people aren't really that different, but it's going to be a lot of work standing out amongst all that sameness.[/quote]

Sounds like you are such a super special snowflake that you will have no problems standing out amongst all of the sheep.

Why don't you try posting this gripping synopsis of modern dating on your profile? I'm sure they will be lining up to hear more of your witty observations. [/quote]

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