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[quote=Anonymous][quote]Push the button on your Life Alert and some new friends will be knocking on your door in a jiffy.[/quote] Just to let you know, your mom normally takes her Life Alert off when we are having crazy wild sex. If she leaves it on, I can get a black eye because she is moving around so much to get everything she can out of me. In fact, I should get Life Alert as well because I am sure one day having sex with her will kill me.[/quote]
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