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[quote=Anonymous]This happened to friends of my parents. They had two daughters and one Christmas the older one got a kissy doll. The younger one, age 5, was a bit jealous so her father told her that she was his "kissy doll" and every night he would say, "where's my kissy doll" and she would run over and he would put her arms together and she would pucker up and kiss him. At some point she got a little bored with this and he told her that he would have to repair his kissy doll. He pretended he was unscrewing her back and fixing her arms and she loved this game. One evening they had dinner guests, my parents and the Episcopalian minister. Apparently, he forgot this ritual and she came running into living room yelling, "Daddy, screw me, screw me. You forgot to screw me"! My mother said his face turned many shades of red as he tried to explain this was a game. His wife saved the day and said, "Later, dear. Daddy's busy right now.". The ritual ended that night. [/quote]
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