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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]cut body in half. Each wife gets a share. He's already dead. He's not gonna mind.[/quote] Cremation would be more practical if this is your solution. Fertalize the first wife's grave with half the ashes. If the second wife outlives him, give her the other half. If not, use the other half to fertilize the second wife's grave. You could also divide up the ashes in such a way that it is proportional to the lengths of the marriages (ie if the first wife was married to him for 20 years & the second wife was married to him for 10 years, 2/3 of the ashes are used to fertilize the first wife's grave & the remaining 1/3 are given to the second wife/ used to fertilize her grave).[/quote]
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