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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Gabriela[/quote]

You chose "Gabriela" to honor your Spanish heritage. In fact, you met your American husband during his college senior year spring semester abroad in Spain. Things got hot & heavy quickly, and your courting days were filled with feeding each other delicious tapas in bed. These days, however, your husband prefers to BE your "midnight-tapas" (or as he refers to it "his spicy chorizo sausage," and wants a blow job EVERY single night. You typically give in, but really wish he would return the favor, just once in a while! back to little "Ela" as you refer to darling toddler....She is already quite chunky, BUT, the way you figure it, "well, there is just more of her to love!" In the Fall, she is going to a Spanish immersion Montessori school, and you are very excited to have a little "me-time" again. You are even thinking of digging out of your lingerie drawer, the romance novel you began to write before Ela's birth.  Nobody knows about your erotic literary aspirations, and you think they would be shocked. Your goal is to see if you can get it published by Kindle or Nook.  You have another little secret, too. You are an occasional shoplifter. The last thing you stole was that cute tank top in neon lime green from Lululemon. You can afford it (your husband brings in a very good income, BUT, there is just something about the adrenaline rush you get when you are stealing. You have a drawer filled with your (as you refer to it)..."impulse items." The contents include sparkly bubblegum-color lip gloss from Sephora, a rhinestone hair clip from Nordstrom's, even Christmas cookie cutters from William Sonoma. For some reason, you do not feel guilty about your shoplifting, but know that if the other mommies in your playdate group found out, then you would have to drop out, because you would be MORTIFIED! In the meantime, life is good, and you feel grateful for the life you have...[/quote]

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