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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Eric[/quote]

Eric is your grown son who still lives with you despite being thirty-three and being fully capable of living on his own. Your friends all think you are crazy for continuing to support him and his endless attempts to design a product that will be sold on QVC or at least get him on Shark Tank. But ever since your husband's unexpected death, fifteen years ago you have been gripped with fear about losing Eric, too. During his college years you made weekly trips to his dorm loaded down with meals packed into tupperware containers and a trunk full of freshly washed laundry. You just couldn't bear the thought of him letting him live on Ramen noodles or having to wait for a free washer in the basement of the dorm. After college, he moved home temporarily to search for a job and just never left. He does some minimal help around the house with much nagging and begging, but reassure yourself that having a man in the house is a good thing for security since your neighborhood seems to be getting a little rougher and darker around the edges. You head to the YMCA each day to swim laps or  take a water aerobics class and you help your elderly neighbor with her weekly shopping trips. You adore your two cats, Minnie and Maude, and you excel at crossword puzzles. You wish Eric would find a nice girl, get a real job, settle down, and give you some grandbabies but are now starting to fear that will never happen. One day you will eventually get fed up with Eric and end up moving to Florida to live with your sister in a lovely retirement community. He will be shocked and feel abandoned. [/quote]

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