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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Talia
Alexander[/quote]

You are an African-American family. You moved into a very white neighborhood and were a little nervous to find out you were the only POC, but everyone has been warm and welcoming, except for the one old lady in the middle of the block, though you've been assured she just hates kids. Two other black families have moved in since you did, but you're only friends with one of them. The other one ... neither you nor DH can pinpoint exactly what it is, but something about them feels off.

Alexander tried to get "Xander" going, but it just didn't take, so he's made due with Alex. Talia sometimes calls him Ali when she needs her brother's help and he only minds if she does it in public because his friends claim it's a girl name.

You were pre-med in college, majoring in biology. Your older sister got unexpectedly pregnant, asked you to support her through the birth, and from that experience, decided that although you had the perfect messy handwriting, were not cut out to be a doctor, which is how you wound up becoming a lawyer. Your husband works for a makeup company, and everyone always asks if he's really straight. You're so over the jokes. DH has to travel to Asia a lot for work, and Talia is OBSESSED with Japan and dying for him to take her with him.

You and DH have sex twice a week, and you feel like it's the perfect amount, except when on vacation.

You are on the partner track at work, and love what you do. You went through three secretaries in one year and got nervous they were leaving because of you, but it turned out to have nothing to do with you. The partner who gives you most of your work seems to be mentally ill and physically ill, which means not only is he always jumping up in the middle of meetings to run to the bathroom, but he also always announces it to whoever is in the meeting, clients and all. He will also stand in front of your desk talking to you about an assignment while digging in his ass. You wonder if he has worms, but also try to not think much about it because ew. [/quote]

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