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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Kai[/quote] Kai was conceived in Hawaii. Your DH and you took a private surfing lesson and when you and DH had sex that night you were picturing the surf instructor. You feel slightly guilty about this but since it was the first orgasm you ever had you don't care TOOOOO much. Kai hates his name and you once overheard him responding, "because my parents are retarded," to being asked why he was named Kai, and you skipped dinner and cried all night. You would like to get pregnant again and have a little girl, possibly named Kaitlyn, but A. you're having trouble getting pregnant (actually, DH is having trouble getting it up), and B. you don't want to be seen as some sort of Kardashian wannabe with children all having K-names. You bought yourself a fancy espresso machine on Kai's first birthday, to celebrate what a great mommy you are. You are pleased to have established the ritual of you getting a fancy present on your son's birthday. You volunteer at Kai's school a lot, and not-so-secrety look down on all SAHM's who don't. Kai pretends to hate when you're there, that you embarrass him, but you are confident that secretly he loves it, especially when you sit with him at his lunch table. He told you that next year, in middle school, they don't allow parents to volunteer in the classroom unless there's a field trip, but you have put in a call to the principal to find out their policy. DH is a computer .... something. To be honest, you don't know exactly what he does, and when people ask you just say "he's a computer geek." You encouraged DH to get into a sport, both for his health and so there'd be something the two of you could do together, but DH took up golf, and now spends every Sunday morning golfing with the guys. Sometimes he takes Kai, and you feel left out a lot. DH told you he'd always be home by noon, so you could sleep in, but often he's not home until 3pm or so and you miss your boys. You are thinking about getting a dog, and have sketched some ideas of the pictures of a dog you could post on Instagram. There would DEFINITELY be little outfits involved. Definitely. [/quote] Hahahaha! I am Kai's mom and this is hilarious.... except Kai is a girl but DH is into computers and golf[/quote]
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