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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Gabriel 
Noah[/quote]

People assume that you are super religious and politically conservative because of your boys' names, but that isn't really the case. Yes, you go to church each week, but mostly because the boys enjoy Sunday School sessions and you enjoy the gossip. Your husband and his family are the more devout members of the family. All family gatherings start and end with a prayer. All foul language is strictly forbidden and alcohol is a no-no. It's a good thing you only see them a few times a month and also good that your husband has mellowed in the past few years. You have even been able to convince him that Louis C.K. is a very funny man and although he may be going to hell, you and your husband will not. Your lawn is always pristine, your boys only wear GAP clothing, and you keep up with your highlights, but your husband will never know that you voted for Obama. Twice. Your family has always been puzzled by your marriage. They always thought you would end up with a more macho guy, a Harley dude or a firefighter, but you are satisfied with your marriage and don't really see your family that often. Your in-laws and your church friends would be shocked if they knew about the tatoo on your left ass cheek, but your college friends love to remind you about that crazy, drunken night.

You did a lot of crazy things before settling down and you worry that Noah will be headed down that path, too. Of the two boys, he is the outgoing, fearless risk taker who loves to make people laugh. You can already imagine him doing keg stands in the fraternity house, streaking a college campus, and calling you from jail. Gabriel is much more obedient, helpful, and an ardent rule-follower. After school hours are dedicated to Boy Scout meetings, prayer meetings, and one sport per season. Your husband is the leader for Gabriel's boy scout troop (all boys from church) and you are on the sunshine committee for the church, which means you make a  lot of soup and lasagne for fellow church members who are ill or recently had a baby. [/quote]

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