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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Do me!!

McKenna
Annika
Jack[/quote]

McKenna and Annika are thirteen year old twins who share a passion for field hockey, neon blue nail polish, and the same fourteen year old boy who lives down the street. When they were younger you enjoyed dressing them in identical smocked dresses and frilly bloomers with their monograms on the bum. They quickly expressed their dissatisfaction with your fashion choices and went in very different directions. McKenna going for the more sporty togs and Annika pushing the limits on the skanky side of things. Jack is now the one you get to dress and you are pleasantly surprised to find that you love little boy's clothing...the monogrammed John-Johns, crisp little linen outfits from Janie and Jack, plaids, and gingham, tiny Polo shirts, and all of those adorable caps to top off any outfit. You happily spend hours attempting to remove grass stains, muddy marks, and dog poop while strategically planning how you will outfit him for the next season. For your own wardrobe, you turn to Boden and Banana Republic which you accent with your latest Vera Bradley acquisition and a shiny new pair of pastel flats. You proudly live in a gated community in Vienna and you like to pretend that you come from old Southern money, but your family was barely middle class and you have cousins with some hideous hick/nicknames. Your husband is balding and you reassure him (and yourself) that it is sexy, but it isn't. You have a lot of Pampered Chef products, but rarely use them. You are a sucker for Christmas movies, Hallmark commercials, and baby toes, but you are very happy to finally be past the diaper stage with Jack. You are good at telling jokes, making fancy cocktails, and giving people compliments which means you get lots of party invitations and you rarely turn them down. After your children are grown and your husband has retired, you plan on becoming one of those cruising couples or perhaps one of those golfing couples or perhaps just dressing like those types of couples. [/quote]

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