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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Elizabeth (nn Lizzie)[/quote]

(Cats: Bert, Max, Dora)[/quote]

If you could, you would live on a little farm out in the Shenandoah Valley where you could have chickens, goats, and a large garden patch. But for right now, you and Lizzie are quite content in Takoma Park with your three fat and happy cats. You had Bert (poor Ernie passed away three years ago) and Max before Lizzie's arrival, but Dora is fairly young and was named after Lizzie's favorite tv star. You enjoy felting, composting, protesting, and pickling. You have had an interesting dating history and think you may have finally found the right guy but are waiting to move further ahead until you see how your family responds to him at the upcoming family reunion in South Carolina. Your Ganny is a pretty accurate judge of character and you are so relieved you listened to her about that boyfriend who had his own lawn care business. That marriage really would have been disaster, especially after you discovered that Round Up in his garage. Lizzie seems to adore Jox and you can already imagine them manning the farm stand in front of your future Virginia farmhouse...your curly-headed girl with your dreadlocked man, it's a heartwarming scene. Lizzie takes after you: compassionate, friendly, and a true advocate for animals and disadvantaged vegetables (seriously, why don't more people like boiled peanuts? cabbage? and curly endive?). [/quote]

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