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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Alexandra[/quote]

Alexandra. Not Alex. Not Lexie. Not Xandra. Not Allie. Always Alexandra. A name you chose because it sounded elegant, chic, and trendy. The problem is that you are constantly having to remind people, especially your in-laws to call her Alexandra. You wish your mom had been more diligent about nipping the nicknaming in the bud and hate the nickname that has stuck with you for all of these years. You are determined not to let the same thing happen with your sweet girl. Little do you know but in about ten years she will refuse to respond to you unless you use the nickname she will receive at camp: "Al" and occasionally "Big Al". That sweet dainty pixie of yours will grow up to be a star softball player and will end up bringing her girlfriend to prom, another popular jockette at their exclusive boarding school. It will break your heart until you realize that you don't want to lose her and you will quickly embrace Al and her gal-pals. You will also be secretly relieved that you don't have to worry about teen pregnancies. [/quote]

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