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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Emma. Just the one.[/quote]

Emma is short and sweet, just like her name. You want her to grow up to a take charge woman with practical ambitions like making partner at a big law firm, having two kids, and having an unattractive au pair from Germany. You have a hunch that she will actually take awhile to finish college because she'll get distracted by a desire to travel and hook up with any and all Australians that she encounters. She is already begging to do tie-dying this summer and that makes you cringe. Your husband wants more kids, you don't. You were an only child and don't feel compelled to enter the wily world of siblings. You host the annual Thanksgiving meal and organize the yearly family beach trip with your husband's chaotic family. You are hooked on Sudoku and Words with Friends. You post almost daily on Facebook and you are a frequent contributor to DCUM, especially posts related to private schools (Emma attends Stone Ridge), real estate (you love to trash Takoma Park), Trader Joe's (you are a faithful shopper and will valiantly defend their products, especially their Chai tea and quinoa mix) and celebrity gossip. You love finding good deals, but would never admit that you visit TJ Maxx on a weekly basis. You and your husband once did a spiritual marriage retreat, but you spent most of the time gossiping about the other couples and left before the weekend was done. You attend church every week with Emma, but your husband rarely goes. You can't parallel park, you refuse to use the Metro, and you hate women with boob jobs, but you would consider having a face lift down the road.  Your husband doesn't know this, but you slept with Anthony Bourdain and you liked it. A lot. [/quote]

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