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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ian, Maggie, Rowan, Pierce[/quote]

You are Irish Catholic. You send all 4 children to public school. Why? Because you have bad memories of the nuns of your private school experience days! You are a master chef, and have been considering to culinary school, catering, etc. In the meantime, you enjoy sending the most creative and delicious cupcakes to school for your children's birthdays, Valentine's Day, and Halloween. You are tickled that nobody has figured out your secret ingredient for chocolate cake yet...BEETS!!! Your husband is having an affair at the office. He does not know that you are on to him. You dream about adding a "special ingredient" (hmmm...rat poison?) to his favorite Sunday morning blueberry pancakes & REAL maple syrup. If you could get away with it, you would invest in the poison ASAP! However, you do not have the nerve, and comfort yourself with mild flirtations with the hot, young guy at the weekly farmer's market. You have already made some crude comments about the size and flavor of his naturally-produced, delectable, succulent "sausages." Farm to table is sooo "yesterday!" How about "farm to bed....?!"[/quote]

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