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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Me, too! Me, too!

Zoe
Owen
Lucy[/quote]

Your children are 11, 8 and 5, and you are quite proud of the spacing if you do say so yourself. Owen hates his name, and there are a lot of fights in the house because he will refuse to do what you say if you preface with "Owen..." It drives you nuts. Owen is a GREAT name! But he hates it, has since he was old enough to have an opinion, and has even gone so far as to tell people at school to call him Andrew, his middle name.

When Lucy picked up on all the name angst with her older brother she decided to insist everyone call her Lola. You live in the type of neighborhood where all the kids play outside but you have to keep an eye on Lucy/Lola because she and the girl down the street have got into it a few times. All you know is the other girl thinks Lucy/Lola had a messy ponytail one time, but other than that can't get to the bottom of it.

Zoe does ballet despite being a tomboy and can't wait to go on pointe. You are worried about all those things you hear about ballerinas being anorexic and it warms your heart to see her eat well at meals.

DH is a fed - the type who doesn't tell people what he does - and whenever he's with any of the three kids you are convinced that particular kid is his favorite. You feel so lucky to have married a man that is a good father, after the alcoholic mess your mother married. You wish DH would spice things up in bed, but all your hints have fallen on deaf ears. DH's idea of spicing it up is to have sex in the shower instead of on the bed or to let you be on top. He confessed to you once that he thinks doggy-style is only for rapists, and you were freaked out that his brain even thought in such a direction.

You get along well with everyone, and love your neighbors, although you heard a rumor that one may be suing another and are mildly concerned it will mess with the good vibes everyone has towards each other. This fall is going to be very exciting - Lucy/Lola is beginning full-day kindergarten and  you will be starting back at work. You have spent the last year preparing - going to seminars to brush up on your field, working out so you'll have lost the "mommy-flab", and getting in the habit of doing your roots every six weeks, promptly. Somehow with all this preparing you also began doing kegels at every red light too, and a few months ago you overheard DH telling his brother the sex is better than ever though he can't figure out why. You strutted around for a full month after that! [/quote]

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