Reply to Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

Forum Index » Off-Topic

Reply to "Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!"

Subject:

Emoticons





More smilies

Text Color: Font: Close Marks

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Elliott 
Madeline[/quote]

You really, really, really wanted to honeymoon in Paris, but your husband vetoed that idea in favor of Napa Valley since it would be less expensive. You regret that decision and have been nagging to go to Paris for your upcoming anniversary. You would love it if your husband surprised you with the trip, but you know that won't happen and you will end up spending countless hours studying hotels and restaurants on Trip Advisor. His idea of a romantic surprise is a pair of clean boxers, but that's ok because he still makes you laugh and you love his sexy legs (thanks to his daily bike commute to work). Elliott and Madeline are both names that you have loved for a long time. In fact, you can remember when you were seven and named one of your baby dolls Elliott. Luckily, your husband was fairly laid back about the whole naming thing. Some husbands would have fought you on Elliott because it sounds to "girly". You mistakenly think your husband's quick acceptance of the name is a sign of his openness and even a slight sign of hipness, but it was actually just motivated by a desire to make you happy. Madeline was named after the character in your favorite children's book and yes, she has all of the books and the doll but sadly she never plays with them. She preferred Dora the Explorer when she was younger and is currently obsessed with horses and horseback riding. She and Elliott are four years apart and although they occasionally tease each other, they generally get along well and that makes you happy. Elliott started playing the guitar this year, got braces, started stuffing socks under his bed and suddenly doesn't want you to do his laundry any more.  You are a daily NPR listener, but can't stand Diane Rehm's voice (and yes, you know you should be more empathetic since has had some serious health issues). You do a yearly camping trip with your brother's family, you drive an old Volvo station wagon, and you sneak cigarettes during afternoon breaks at work. [/quote]

Options

	Disable HTML in this message
	Disable BB Code in this message
	Disable smilies in this message

Review message

Search Recent Topics Hottest Topics