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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Benjamin
Samantha[/quote]

You live in a rambler in Burke. You drive a Mazda mini-van, but really wish you had a Toyota Sienna. You take Zumba classes at the JCC, you used to belong to a scrapbooking club when that popular, and you are religious about keeping up with the laundry. You have been divorced for four years. It was amicable and you share custody of the kids which means you have every other weekend on your own. You spend those weekends driving down to Newport News to be with your sister who never got married and loves to see movies with you. Your life feels a bit boring lately and you are starting to consider dating again, perhaps with e-Harmony or some other dating service. Your kids would be shocked to know that you used to smoke a lot of pot in high school and still do occasionally with your sister. They would also be shocked to know that you had a brief stint as a pole dancer one summer during college. You will never tell them that. Ever. It all seems so long ago. You used to watch Oprah everyday, but now that you have returned to work you are hooked on watching America's Got Talent and Dancing with the Stars. Your boss occasionally flirts with you and you enjoy it, but you would never have an affair with him. You like his wife too much and he's just not that attractive. You love outlet malls, curly fries, pedicures, and you were sad that neither one of your kids wanted to have a Bar/Bat Mitzvah, but you didn't push the issue. [/quote]

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