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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I have four children.  Madison, Brooke, Jordyn, Ethan.[/quote]

You live in Rockville and spend most of your day shuttling kids around in your Honda Odyssey. Madison is twelve, ardent gymnast (but you keep hoping she'll give it up because you can't stand the other bitchy moms at Dynamite), and starting to get a bit snarky. Brooke is ten and full of sunshine, always helpful, and always trying to please everyone (you worry about that side of her). She plays the piano, tolerates gymnastics, and frequently gets invited to sleep-overs. Jordyn and Ethan are seven year old twins. They are funny, mischievous, and living in their own little world of Legos and Pokemon. They wear you out, but not nearly as much as they did when they were toddlers. You volunteer at the elementary school, take occasional Zumba classes, pride yourself on your baking, and really throw yourself into decorating for the holidays, especially Halloween and Christmas. You met your husband through mutual friends and you still can't believe how lucky you were to meet him. He makes good money, he's good with the kids, he is patient with your parents, and although you worry about his drinking, you just keep telling yourself that everything will be alright. You wear Ann Taylor, Banana Republic, and Target. You are scared to drive into DC by yourself and you don't keep up with any of your high school friends, because you are embarrassed to admit that you never finished college. [/quote]

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