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[quote=Anonymous]1.  Sex?  Why would I need sex with you when I can watch porn?

2.  What do you mean you want to have sex more than once or twice per year?

3.  No, this isn't a problem for me so I have no idea why it should be a problem for you.

4.  Household chores?  I will agree to do a few things to shut you up, but then I just won't do them.

5.  Cook meals?  Sure!  Velveeta mac n cheese is a meal right?  We can eat that every night.  Or pizza.  Healthy meals are overrated.

6.  When you cook meals, if I don't like them, I will make a face like a 6 year old and I will tell our child she doesn't have to eat her meal.

7.  I loathe your family and don't want to spend any time with them.  If they give me a gift, I will find something to criticize about it to them when they give it to me.

8.  Re #7:  I can't stand my family either and I never complain that I only see my mother a few times per year because you are the planner and simply never plan to see her.

9.  I will do anything you ask me to do for our child.  Anything.  I will buy pantyliners for her, but not for you.  Anything.  I will do anything for her.  Hair cuts, buying shoes, driving to lessons.  If you tell me she needs it, I will make it happen.

10.  I will wake up, feed her, change her, comfort her, bathe her, and stay home with her for sick days and snow days just as often as you.

11.  Whatever plans you make for us are fine with me.  Where ever you take us on vacation is fine.  The friends you make for us are great.  Whatever you want is fine with me.

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