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[quote=Anonymous]I will spend at least 15 minutes, twice a day, on the toilet, and most of those opportunities will be when you are getting 2 toddlers ready to go somewhere I will have a fight with my mother every time she visits, which I will promptly forget about 24 hrs after she leaves and wonder why you dread those visits I will be a newborn ninja, a baby whisperer, and blow an entire hospital floor of nurses away with my first time dad skills. I will actually teach YOU how to nurse. [/quote]
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