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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Larry, Darrell and Darrell[/quote] Larry will try hard to slough off the baggage of his low brow name with no success. He'll end up moving back to the very home town you escaped by moving here, opening a used car lot and gaining local notoriety with his cable commercials: "Who has the lowest prices in town? LOWLY LARRY!" Darrell and Darrell will have twice the baggage of most identical twins, and spend their teen years trying in vain to distinguish themselves by attempting one act of derrng-do after another. Darrell the first will jump off the roof into a swimming pool during a wild "supervised" alcohol party while his girlfriend Daryl shouts, "Don't, Darrell, don't!" Lucikly, his middle name is James, which he will begin to assume as his first name as soon as he comes of age. Darrell the second, with a middle name of Wayne, can't escape his fate.[/quote]
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