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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote]Yes! This isn't hard. Here's a simple flow chart:

I want to throw a BBQ.

Can I afford to buy food for everyone I want to invite?

If yes, YAY LET'S THROW A F'N BBQ!

If no-----

a) Cull the guest list until I can afford that many people 
b) Don't throw a BBQ. [/quote]

Well that is ONE flow chart.

Here's another.

- I have friends whose company I enjoy, and I would love to share a meal with them at my home. I don't have a lot of disposable income (I know that is a completely foreign concept to many DCUMers), but I'll see who's interested.

- Yay! They're all interested, because I don't have entitled uptight assholes for friends who are too dainty to bring meat and a chair![/quote]

Girl. I'm the furthest thing from a snob. I threw a Daytona 500 party this year because I just like throwing parties, okay. But EVEN I am not going to tote my own furniture and a cooler full of my family's food to someone's house so I can then cook my own family our own food there and clean it up and then drag my furniture home. If I'm cooking and sitting in my own furniture, I'm doing it at my house. [/quote]

I love how some of you can make something so simple seem so burdensome. This is quintessential DCUM.[/quote]

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