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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Air and a WASPy gin and tonic.[/quote]
Are you people really hungry again?  But you just ate! I wasn’t planning to serve anything again until we have a little grilled fish and a green bean at 7. [/quote]

lol this is my mom.  And by "just ate" she means we had a "big brunch" of three bites of scrambled eggs and one sausage link like 5+ hours ago.[/quote]

Ohhh, don't tell me, does any of this sound familiar?

"Well, you know *I* still fit in my wedding dress!"
"I just *have* to shop in the little girls' section, you know with this vanity sizing and all these ... Midwestern people .. in the stores, it's just disgusting."
"I don't know how these people all can just *stuff* their faces, it would make me so nauseous. I swear I have to set a timer to remember to eat most days."

And she smokes.
And she never met a mirror she didn't make love to with her eyes. She's her own biggest fan.[/quote]

All of this except she doesn’t smoke!  Her current favorite line of commentary is to lament all the “big girls” now modeling for mainstream clothing brands.  And to update me on which family members have gained or lost weight since the last time I saw them.  [/quote]

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