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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I suppose all you recliner people are within your rights to try to recline your seat back as much as you want, regardless of the impact on my knees.

Be warned though: We long-legged travelers have been dealing with this for years, and we are not defenseless.  When I am sitting behind someone who looks like a recliner, I often use my arms and knees to physically hold the seat upright, preventing him from reclining.  And if you drop your seat back into my lap, I will direct my air vent at your head, and drape my newspaper over the top of the seat, so it flaps against your head.  I also will start using my knees to kick at the back of your seat.  I've even been known to blow a stinky burp over the top of the seat.  If you rudely invade my space, I will make your flight equally uncomfortable.

Want to avoid all this conflict?  Just turn around and ask nicely before you recline your seat.  I may ask that you do it gently and leave me a little space, but I'll never say no.

I hope this helps you.[/quote]

What an asshole you are!

I hope I never have you on any flight I'm on.

I'll recline and you will deal. If not, get an exit row with more leg room.[/quote]

Or it could be the reverse, you are an asshole and if I want to use the space in front of me that I paid for to cross my legs I will.  If that knocks into your reclined seat, you will deal.  If not, you can take a train, bus, drive or a boat.[/quote]

You guys are crazy! I think air rage will become as common as road rage in the not so distant future. But at least they will know who you are and arrest you for disrupting the flight.[/quote]

Arrest me for crossing my legs?

Most of the fun of DCUM is posting ridiculous things.  [/quote]

Of course not silly. You will be arrested after the recliner turns around and punches you in the face and jumps you. Then you will need to defend yourself and the air marshals might not know if you were initiator and will sort the story out after you go through processing.[/quote]

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