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[quote=Anonymous]OP assuming that you did not accelerate and gun your engine in an attempt to mow down the entire flock at 60 MPH in a fit of avian directed rage then do not worry about law enforcement. People on next-door can debate all they want but the only type of person who would get in trouble for hitting a stupid goose would be someone who did it intentionally as a fun thing to do.

Police will pursue intentional acts of extreme animal cruelty because people who do this can escalate to people. The police do not care about a goose.

For your crazy neighbor who buried the goose, my suggestion would be to switch cars with your husband. A loony neighbor will be less likely to confront him than you. You could also change your schedule up a bit for tomorrow. Chances are the person who decided to give the goose a proper burial will be waiting to see if they can spot you.

For Next-door, either ignore or contact the moderator to get the posts removed. Before you do this though click on the profiles and see whether the goose crazies live near you or not. Next-door can include a broader range of neighborhoods. You may have only one loony in your neighborhood and the other people piping in are from further away. Once the thread is deleted you can't see who the crazy people are on the thread.

If anyone does come to your door just tell them that you had no idea that you hit a goose. Tell them that you maneuvered around them and did not notice or feel anything. [/quote]

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