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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Small...trouser snakes. End scene.[/quote] The Toyota Corolla is disgustingly utilitarian. Open the hollow, empty doors, into your hollow empty shitbox. Sit on to your disgustingly grey cloth seats. Look at the abhorrent, grey, plastic dashboard. You love the grey. Grey reminds you of sad times, and all the red in your brokerage account. Grey is your happy place. You see in the distance, gentlesir in his Range Rover. You pull up next to him at the lights. You wonder, between you and him, in his leather cocoon, who is the actual winner here. You cast a smug glance his way. He could never be as happy or as rich as you in your 2001 Toyota Corolla.[/quote]
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