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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Why are they legal?

Because deer run fast and it's hard to hit 'em after I've spent several hours drinking beer with my buddies in a tree fort dressed up in our camo costumes. Those guns improve our odds of hitting 'em, and I need to bring home something to prove to Suzy that I'm not spending my hunting weekend having an affair. (But please don't tell Suzy about our Brokeback Mountain adventures.)[/quote]
FWIW, hunting deer with an AR15 isn't legal everywhere, or ethical anywhere because .223 is too small a caliber to kill a deer humanely.[/quote]

The fact that it's legal *anywhere* is appalling. SMH. [/quote]
Cool. Now do alcohol.[/quote]

Listen, Dave...I'm not afraid of you walking into a classroom with a Budweiser...but I am afraid of you walking into a classroom with a gun.

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I've read that AR15s are useless, except for killing kids. Alcohol is good for killing germs and livers, and causing massive pileups on the highway. If there's ever a thing that we could reasonably argue isn't necessary for an advanced society, it's alcohol. I bet it would be easy to ban too. What could possibly go wrong if the federal government stepped in and decided that nobody should have alcohol anymore?  I mean, people aren't going to start killing over it. That's crazy talk. Now apply that simple formula to guns and realize how silly this whole thing is. Why don't we just stop beating around the bush and ban killing people, and sad puppies while we're at it. Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Time to call it a night, Dave. [/quote]

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