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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]🎤 “Awake (But Still Asleep)”

(Intro)
Yo, it’s Big Sis on the mic,
Blog mom turned memoir hype,
I got pain, I got sass,
But mostly I got Tyler’s jazz hands in my past.

(Verse 1)
Used to write about crafts, casserole hacks,
Now it’s “rise from the ashes, put my life on a track.”
Divorce memoir, baby, chapter five’s a burn,
But the world moved on — no one’s waitin’ their turn.

I bulk-buy my book for my own dang club,
Passin’ out “Awake” with the coffee and love.
But girl, it’s old tea, reheated at best,
Family wounds stay open, ex-hubby’s not impressed.

(Hook)
Awake, awake, but the story’s half-baked,
Girl boss vibes with a Target wine break.
Five years late, still re-litigatin’ fate,
Exvangelical rap star? Nah, just clickbait.

(Verse 2)
Brandon’s still ridin’, biker pastor with tats,
Dodgin’ every chapter where Jen throws shade fast.
Kids roll eyes like, “Mom, not again,”
While Tyler sings “Defying Gravity” at ten.

Big Sass in the corner with a scarf and a pout,
Eulogizin’ Betty White like, “Let it all out!”
He’s an emotional support boyfriend™,
Jazz hands risin’ higher than your Amazon trends.

(Bridge)
It’s mommy blog trauma with a resale spin,
From “Jesus + Pinterest” to “girl boss wins.”
But the market ain’t buyin’, the critics don’t care,
Just a scrapbook of pain with a streak of big hair.

(Final Hook)
Awake, awake, but the sales ain’t great,
A divorce in print don’t a legend make.
Still hustlin’, still postin’, still prayin’ for a break,
But the only thing boomin’ is Tyler’s high-stakes shake.

(Outro, spoken)
Big Sis, Big Sass, Biker Pastor with Tats…
The whole cast of trauma, in paperback stacks.
Awake? More like snooze, but hey, girl, you tried,
Now pass the box wine, let’s grieve our pride.
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Is Big Sass the rapper behind these? Because they're pretty on par with his "work".[/quote]

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