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[quote=Anonymous]Yo, it's Trevor.

I know you're used to hearing from JANE LEOPOLDA KRINGENSCHMITZ on here but she's busy getting ready for the launch of AWOKE and all so I'm hijacking her thread today. Y'all know me - I never miss a chance to make some new white lady friends.

Jane and I have had a lot of deep, soulful conversations - which means she's sent me about 374 texts and I respond with the occasional, "I'm processing," or "That's dope," - about whether we should make a statement about the death of Charlie Kirk.

Can I be real witchu? Jane - I mean Jane's TEAM - is worried about ruffling feathers and alienating her new audience this close to the book launch by posting something that will potentially cost her followers, you know what I'm sayin'?

Me? I hemmed and hawed for a minute about whether or not I should dance on the grave - I mean, drop my pearls of wisdom as a THOUGHT LEADER yo -  about a man who I was only peripherally aware of in life. In death, he is fair game to help me advance MY game.

After not saying and watching other people saying, I decided to do what I do best - I jumped on that Charlie Kirk bandwagon hard because I convinced myself people are waiting to hear from me. I mustered up the glistening eyes and the soulful gaze and set up my diva light and hit record on my iPhone v.14.

After an appropriate amount of disclaimer that I didn't mean any disrespect to the dearly departed, I put a lot of effort into making sure I poked an adequate amount of holes in this man's character and dismissed his Christian belief system with a sneer in my tone. Almost made me work up a little glow and y'all know I'm not into that whole exercise culture, yo.

I threw in some backhanded compliments and what I thought was an appropriate amount of homage to the grieving young widow of this man I don't know. Not because I really care that much about Charlie's life or death but because my narcissism wouldn't let up, y'all know what I mean?

I spent a few hours scrolling through the past few months of comments from miserable, middle-aged white ladies and it was affirming to the point where I thought the world - or at least the 57,000 or so followers I have that aren't bots - would want to hear what I have to say on the matter.

Because why wouldn't they? It's not enough to have more learned, more influential men than I trash this man's memory, while not quite being bold enough to say he deserved to die. That might be too much for even the miserable, middle-aged white ladies and merch and book sales have been a little skimpy, man.

I had to make sure the world - or at least 57,000 people - knew my take on Charlie Kirk's life since I'm a self-proclaimed "Theater Kid With Pride." Because I can't pass up an opportunity to run my mouth on the internet. Because why be responsible for my words when likes and clicks and word shirt sales are on the line?

I'm @THETREVORBARRETTPROJECT and my personality is my blackness and cancer. I'll include a link to my online store so you can take a look at my merch. Because that's the message I want to send to you today.

And that's dope. [/quote]

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