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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Oh I thought I was too late to this thread and it was finished! Please do our family!!

DS: Francis
DD1: Hazel
DD2: Eveline[/quote]

All [b]family names of course!  You liked Francis because it seems edgy to give a boy a name that isn't masculine.  You like Hazel, but wish all the hipsters weren't coping you.  Eveline still seems like an excellent choice.[/b]

You and DH met when you lived in the same coop at Ann Arbor during senior year.  [b]At first you thought that he smoked too much weed, and maybe was just using his knowledge of feminist theory to meet girls[/b], but he always did his chores and never tried to dominate house meeting-so [b]you grew to respect him, and he's cute.  He was dreaming of living off the land on a family property[/b] in MI, but you wanted to pursue your career and took a job with an international non-profit in DC.  You both though marriage was anti-feminist, but he needed to get on your insurance, so you had a civil ceremony.  His family was appalled, but you were only the tiniest bit concerned about his inheritance-they would never actually cut him out.  He stayed home with kids when they are young, but now he's back to teaching middle school science.  It's kind of embarrassing in DC to tell people that, which just makes you ashamed for being embarrassed, but he really is an excellent teacher-and there's his trust, so it's not a money issue.

[b]Francis is a sensitive redhead[/b], and no amount of rewarding him for being a big boy or a big brother ever really motivated him.  [b]You imagine him studying classics at University of Chicago, and marrying a (hopefully female) librarian.  Although she's the middle child, Hazel seems like the oldest.  She's tough and bossy and bugs you to do every activity around.  Evie is princess, princess, princess, and you and DH argue about how much you should humor you.  Neither of you have staked out a firm position, so you just go around about it and get a chance to rehash your old feminist theory arguments[/b] from you college days.[/quote]

:lol:

This was also really delightful to read with enough nuggets of truth to be convincing. Well done, PP, and thank you! This was great fun.[/quote]

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