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[quote=Anonymous]“Main Character Vibes (But No One’s Lookin’)” by Big Sis & Big Sass.

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🎤 [Intro – Big Sis]
Yeah, it’s ya girl Big Sis, still lit at fifty,
Pen game strong, but my back? Kinda shifty.
Once wrote bestsellers, now I ghostwrite tweets,
Still serving looks in orthopedic cleats. 💅

🎤 [Verse 1 – Big Sis]
Met this man-child, Tyler, stage-left in despair,
Bandanna on his head like he’s got wisdom to spare.
T-shirt screamin’ “Betty White Deepens My Black”,
He said “It’s a metaphor,” I said “No, it’s just whack.”

He orders oat milk lattes, pronounces it “OAT-LUH,”
Quotes Sondheim at brunch while he spills his granola.
Together we strut, heads held high with grace,
While the waiter just prays we get outta his face. 🙄

🎤 [Chorus – Big Sis & Big Sass]
We got Main Character Energy, spotlight dreams,
Floating through Whole Foods like Vogue magazine.
Thinkin’ folks be starin’ like “Damn, who’s that?”
But it’s just a baby coughin’ behind the snack rack. 😤
We fabulous, enchanted, livin’ out loud,
Delulu in love, lost deep in the crowd.
Big Sis and Big Sass, lavender flames,
Nobody’s watchin’ — but we still play the game! 🔥

🎤 [Verse 2 – Big Sass]
I’m Big Sass, baby, failed Broadway king,
Still got jazz hands and a mood ring bling. 💍
I dress like a meme, I talk like a plot twist,
And my dream role’s “guy who still gets kissed.” 💋

Catch me struttin’ in Crocs and a fedora of pride,
My aura’s so loud I once scared a guide dog outside.
Told Jen I’m her muse, her walking cliché,
She said “You’re a lot,” I said “I slay all day.”

🎤 [Bridge – Spoken Word Interlude: Big Sis]
We did couple’s karaoke with interpretive dance,
Cleared out the bar but we gave love a chance.
They say “Know your audience” —
But why bother when you are the audience?

🎤 [Chorus – Big Sis & Big Sass]
We got Main Character Energy, cinematic strut,
Walkin’ like the credits rollin’ outta our butt. 🍑
People lowkey duck us like “Oh, they’re back…”
But we manifest admiration with each outfit attack.

Our love’s like a poem that don’t really rhyme,
But we recite it anyway, loudly, every time.
Big Sis and Big Sass, baby, here’s the twist:
Nobody’s watchin’… and we still insist. 💃🕺

🎤 [Outro – Big Sass, whisper singing]
Lavender lovers with delusions so cute…
Now let’s twirl in Target in our matching jumpsuits. ✨[/quote]

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