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wait, you forgot the part about stuffing pine needles and dirt inside of her.[/quote]

If he was fooling around with his wife outside, laying on dirt and a bunch of pine needles, he could easily get dirt and pine needles on his hand before fingering her. 
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Actually, no. Sorry. Fooled around in plenty of forests with my husband and you cannot convince me of that.

Maybe keep trying, maybe after a few more shots, maybe, right?

It's nice to defend your friend, but you really need to stop. [/quote]

Wait - you think he stuffed dirt and pine needles into her vagina, separate from the fingering? You have a vivid imagination. A vivid, perverted imagination.   :shock: 
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Not PP, but I agree with her.

There isn't another plausible explanation.  The pervert is Brock Turner. [/quote]

Have you read this entire thread?  This was discussed a ways back.  Having sex outside can be messy.  Calm yourselves.[/quote]

Yes, I've read the entire thread.  Pine needles don't go in the vagina unless you put them there. (You do know the difference between a vagina and a vulva, right?)[/quote]

Yes, you silly twat, I am familiar with female anatomy.

Scene: Two drunk people rolling around in pine needles. Pine needles get on his hands and, just for kicks, on her vulva. There are fingers with pine needles on them rubbing against the pine-needled vulva and then going in and out of her vagina.

I am really struggling with why [i]you[/i] are struggling that this is a completely plausible explanation. Seriously. Are you...mentally incapacitated in some way? Hit your head this AM?

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No. Somehow it is more plausible that this socially awkward horny 1st year student lured this older woman out of the party under the false pretenses of walking her home, knowing all along that she would pass out soon and he would have the opportunity to stuff her half naked body with pine needles....

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