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My three boys are Grant, Rick and Andrew.

You and your DH come from solid Midwestern stock, the types of people who are tall, broad shouldered with ruddy complexions and dishwater blond hair. You married young, just out of college to your college sweetheart a nice plainspoken guy with kindly grey eyes.
After school you guys moved to the big city, which for you was St.Louis where your DH worked as a high school baseball coach and you were an ER nurse at a public hospital. You found innercity gun violence unnerving and soon felt overwhelmed by all the horrible accidents flooding the ER. So you decided to take a break from nursing to concentrate on getting pregnant and raising your kids. Grant was your first son, a mischievous tow haired kid with a gap toothed grin and quick wit. Then came Rick, the quiet thinker with his father's grey eyes. Finally, Andrew who was inexplicably small for his age and had red hair. The children came in such quick succession that you guys barely had time to pause and consider "the next step." Though there's no way you wanna be pregnant again, you sometimes pine for a daughter who you would have named Kate, after your grandmother. After a few years as a SAHM, you realize you miss that calling which drew you into nursing. But this time you want a slower paced gig. So, quite contrary to how you guys have made every other decision, on a whim you applied to a pediatric office in Wheaton and your hubby to a private Protestant school. The fates aligned and you loaded up in your 8 year old  blue Ford Escape and made the journey east. Life seemed to fit into place. The kids made friends easily as did both of you guys. You weren't able to sell your two story colonial back in St.Louis in this market. So you're renting it out. In Wheaton you guys are renting a brick mid century Ranch with a leaky basement. You have a dog named Grover and pin recipes of desserts you never have time to make on Pinterest.[/quote]

Wow! So much rings true. We're from the west, not Midwest, but definitely college sweethearts. Professions are wrong, but so much is right about the kids. Amazing. Thanks.[/quote]

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