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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Porsche Cayenne: I had to own something with a Porsche badge no matter what and couldn't be deterred by the fact that this car is absolutely hideous. Look at me, I have a Porsche!

Lincoln or Mercury SUV: I cannot afford a Range Rover

Kia: I am too cheap or stupid to buy a Honda or Toyota

Cadillac Escalade: I'm a pimp, a drug dealer, or a soccer mom who thinks four feet from the curb is a good parallel parking job

BMW X5: I'm a social climbing asshole who knows nothing about cars because I want to pay triple digit oil changes for an SUV that has the same sport and off-road capabilities as a UPS truck

Audi: I bought this car in hopes that its looks and cache could fool you into thinking I'm a good driver as I go 25 mph on a Beltway on-ramp

Buick/Oldsmobile: I am over 75 or inherited this thing from someone who was
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Wow, you and I have very different perceptions of cars.[/quote]

I thought she was right on. [/quote]

I liked the analysis too - to add a few more:

Prius - I lecture people who don't recycle

Mini - I wish I was British

Jaguar - I want people to think I'm rich and unique but really I'm a middle class follower

Toyota Camry - My car just needs to get me from point A to B, people who buy luxury cars are wasting their money on dumb status symbols

Honda Civic - I am a student or an immigrant or both

Porshe - I appreciated *performance* Just because I drive a nice car does mean I'm overcompensating >:(

Acura - I'm saving up for a lexus in a few more years

Toyota 4Runner - Can't wait to catch up my sorority sisters next weekend

MDX - I'm a cool mom

Jeep Cherokee - I love DC UNITED and the DMB

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LOL wait please explain the 4Runner stereotype a bit more. is that millennial car? What's the most typical car for a 20 something?

Also waiting to hear what the stereotypes of RAV drivers are[/quote]

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